Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
Everywhere.
Because the Disc was cracked
Gotta go fast.
Allahu ackbar!!
From age
Because it's a loaded question!
He puts down the three and carries the one.
Because 7 ate 9.
They're biodegradable.
Halfghanistan.
She wanted to lay it on the line!
A barbecue
It was an explosive success
The Samsung Note 7
They suspected it of fowl play.
Cuz it was charged with electricity.