Detonate Jokes

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

Samsung Note Jokes More Samsung Note Jokes

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

Pre Jokes More Pre Jokes

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.