Detonate Jokes

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

How do you get info from a French dude?

You est-ce que question

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter