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Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

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What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

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What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.