Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away