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Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions?

Because there is no try.

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Nah Imma stay

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

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Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

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She outgrew her B shells.

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round