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Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

What do you call a young plastic covered sheep?

Laminated

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Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.