Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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Slaves.

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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You're trying my patients!

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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For the insurance money.

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What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men?

A hung jury.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury