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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

Prosecutor Jokes More Prosecutor Jokes

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

Hummer Jokes More Hummer Jokes

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Hung Jury Jokes More Hung Jury Jokes

What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men?

A hung jury.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury