Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

Prosecutor Jokes More Prosecutor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Hummer Jokes More Hummer Jokes

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

Hung Jury Jokes More Hung Jury Jokes

What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men?

A hung jury.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury