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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

Becau

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Spotlight Jokes More Spotlight Jokes

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!