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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

Spotlight Jokes More Spotlight Jokes

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!