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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

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What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

Spotlight Jokes More Spotlight Jokes

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!