What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

Spotlight Jokes More Spotlight Jokes

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.