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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu

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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.