How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.