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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

Who loves fast food?

Jared Fogle