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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.