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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why is I such a controlling letter?

Because I said so.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!