What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.