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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....

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How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.