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Why can't you trust girls?

Because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

What do You Use?

Girl: Adobe Photoshop CS5!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat