Why can't you trust girls?

Because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.