Because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
Nocturtle
Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.
Because she was a girl.
Urinate
Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud
He couldn't Mufasa
He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.
Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok
Half a cat
Nothing, he already said it twice.