Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb