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Muslim People Jokes

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's the only positive from living in the ghetto?

Pregnancy tests

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why was everyone laughing at the sculptor?

He was making a funny face

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim?

Hello friend!

Prejudice Jokes More Prejudice Jokes

Who's there! Bride! Bride who?

Bride and Prejudice!

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)