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Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

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Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

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Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.