Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.