Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

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What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.