They both love to crack open a cold one.
Because they crack under pressure.
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
Honey, I'm home.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
They both like to crack open a cold one
