What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

What's your favourite animal?

Me too, I like the saltyness

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What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.