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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one