What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

A PDFile

What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

Because they never drink alone.

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one