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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

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What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one