What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.

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What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A snowmobile!

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

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Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

A fsh