Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.