Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.