Nothing, he already said it twice.
She named him Oedipus.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
He said 'Thank you'.
Because he had a reptile dysfunction.... Okay bye now