What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!