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What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.