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Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

Why did the skeleton not go to his prom?

He had noBODY to go with.

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline