What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

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Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!