What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, but they're really one

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Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.: