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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!