What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.