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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.