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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.