What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.