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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

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Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.