Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

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Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

Lololololololol-- --lololololol

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Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls.

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium