Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

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Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the psychic fit in the small shirt?

Because he was a medium

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Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare.

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls.