Neither of them can be used as functional tables.
Bar tender
Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.
Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.
The tube top was strapless.
Pretty much anything, just no Scope.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.