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What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

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What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money