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What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

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Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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Who named the Sperm Whales?

Seamen.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

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What do you call tubing in Winnipeg?

Mani-tubing

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.