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What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

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What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

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What do you call tubing in Winnipeg?

Mani-tubing

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.