What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

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Why are black girls tame in bed?

Because they have no daddy issues.

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

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What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.