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What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

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Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

Tube Jokes More Tube Jokes

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.