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How do you spell elephant?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"

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E Jokes More E Jokes

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.