How do you spell elephant?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"

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How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

What animal never forgets national tragedies?

The nine-elephant

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What spell does harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Addictionary

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.