When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

How do you spell elephant?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

What's going on under there?

Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

Bola Jokes More Bola Jokes

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.