Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider