Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

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What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

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Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.