Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

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What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

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What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.