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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Why are there no headache pills in Troy?

Cause Paracetamol

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

R/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.