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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

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Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!

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What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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Who did this?

1) When I was your age...

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

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How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.