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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

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What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

Doesn't matter... must not look down..

What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

How can you tell a Bernie Sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider