Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion