How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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What's a dog favourite hobby?

Collecting fleas!

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.