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How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

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How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.