How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

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How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.