How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.