The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
She was feeling Sleepy.
For smoking in bed.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
A bus-load of babies on fire.
What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.
A Scamtron.
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Because he ate too much of them.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Because they were set in stone.
Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
To cut the corners!
Delighted.
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
