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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

Bus Load Jokes More Bus Load Jokes

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.