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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave

Bus Load Jokes More Bus Load Jokes

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.