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What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

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What does a blonde make best for dinner?

Reservations.

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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What do you call a spitting vampire?

Spatula.

What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.