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What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

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What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What did Sigmund Freud do for Mother's Day?

His mom.