What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

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What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

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What do you call a spitting vampire?

Spatula.

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit