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What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does Walmart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.