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What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's

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What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.