What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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What do you call a blind, mentally handicapped, quadriplegic?

You can call him whatever you want it's not like he's going to get up and do anything about it.

What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!

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What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.