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What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.