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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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A PDFile.

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This calls for Jurastic changes

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.