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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

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What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality