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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

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He catches a buzz.

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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Da Rude Sandstorm

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Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

What number is the oddest prime number?

2 Source: My discrete professor

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.