Demeter Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.