How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist