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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

Well many how???

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown