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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

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How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

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Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.