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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

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What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin