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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lulz!!! etc etc etc

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin