Rastafriedrice
May the force be with you
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!
Dad jokes
Because it was cheesier said than done.
A momma's boa.
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
He became a Muslim.
Bruise Lee.
High ground
Lemon