What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

What did they sew you up with?

Cat gut.

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What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What's the affirmative response to a Jamaican mother?

Yeah mom!

What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend?

Jamaican me crazy!!