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What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha Ching

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon.

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.