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What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick.)

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's the difference between racism and Chinese?

Racism has many faces

How does the average Chinese worker find a new job?

ChinkedIn.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend?

Jamaican me crazy!!

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.