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What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman