March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Previous Random Joke Next
Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

What about the kids?

He asked. I said, "they're still together."

Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Ken Jokes More Ken Jokes

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A box of crayons.

What do you call a boxing on a slackline?

Punchline.