Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

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What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

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What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.