What about the kids?

He asked. I said, "they're still together."

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Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"