Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

What did Ryu say to Ken?

HOWAREYOUKEN?!

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast