Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Amy Schumer Jokes More Amy Schumer Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

Ken Jokes More Ken Jokes

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast