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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

Amy Schumer Jokes More Amy Schumer Jokes

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Ken Jokes More Ken Jokes

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub