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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

Who's there! Barbie! Barbie who?

Barbie Q!

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

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What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub