Amy Schumer Jokes

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Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?

Carrot-eh

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Rosie O'donnell Jokes More Rosie O'donnell Jokes
Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes
Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What mythological monster casts no reflection?

All of them.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Ken Jokes More Ken Jokes

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

What did Ryu say to Ken?

HOWAREYOUKEN?!