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Amy Schumer Jokes

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

What is the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

What's the worst kind of media?

Chlamydia

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

Ken Jokes More Ken Jokes

How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Rosie O'donnell Jokes More Rosie O'donnell Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?