Amy Schumer Jokes

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Ken Jokes More Ken Jokes

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Rosie O'donnell Jokes More Rosie O'donnell Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.