Amy Schumer Jokes

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Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What's the most prominent religion in Canada?

Jemima's Witnesses.

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

Take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What mythological monster casts no reflection?

All of them.

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.