Rosie O'donnell Jokes

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

What's the name of the elite hacking group from Canada?

Anonymoose