Rosie O'donnell Jokes

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

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Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.