Rosie O'donnell Jokes

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common?

They both love stoning women.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

Amy Schumer Jokes More Amy Schumer Jokes

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.