Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because Ken always came in another box.
Because he always came in another box.
Because Ken came in a different box.
Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
Because Ken came in another box.
It's pump-ken time
Ken came in a different box.
He's a chic Ken.
A. A Barbecue!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Barbie Q!
Put another shrimp on the barbie.
It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
Because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
They're really good at it.
The Holocaust.
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
BOOOOZE!
I'm game.
Because they hav-an-arrow!
He was feeling ruff.
Because he felt like IT
Because ken came in a different box
Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...
The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
MOVIES!
Make me one with everything.
OC A receeding Herr line.