Barbie Jokes

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

Because he always came in another box.

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Who's there! Barbie! Barbie who?

Barbie Q!

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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What did Ryu say to Ken?

HOWAREYOUKEN?!

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What do you call it when dolls have a cookout?

Barbie-Q

What's a doll's favorite food?

Barbie-Q!

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?