Barbie Jokes

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

Because he always came in another box.

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Who's there! Barbie! Barbie who?

Barbie Q!

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

People Jokes More People Jokes

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

Ken Jokes More Ken Jokes

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

What did Ryu say to Ken?

HOWAREYOUKEN?!

Doll Jokes More Doll Jokes

What do you call it when dolls have a cookout?

Barbie-Q

What's a doll in Hell called?

Barbiecue.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!