Barbie Jokes

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

Because he always came in another box.

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

Who's there! Barbie! Barbie who?

Barbie Q!

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What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids?

Ken always came in a different box.

Why did barbie never get pregnant?

Because ken came in a different box

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

Barbie Q Jokes More Barbie Q Jokes

What do you call it when dolls have a cookout?

Barbie-Q

What's a doll's favorite food?

Barbie-Q!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

Gt simplistic 10 letters