Barbie Jokes

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

Because he always came in another box.

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Who's there! Barbie! Barbie who?

Barbie Q!

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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Why was the daybreak sad?

Because it was in morning.

What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

Commitment Jokes More Commitment Jokes

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

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Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

Because he always came in another box.

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

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What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.