How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.