How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

Previous Random Joke Next

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

Blonde Turn Jokes More Blonde Turn Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.