March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

Previous Random Joke Next

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...