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What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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In tennis, love means nothing.

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Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.