Doll Jokes

What's a doll in Hell called?

Barbiecue.

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What do you call it when dolls have a cookout?

Barbie-Q

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Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

Elmo Jokes More Elmo Jokes

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What color are Margaery's eyes?

Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who?

Amazon of a gun!

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.