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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!