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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

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What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

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What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.