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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

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What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada?

Joseh

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.