How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common?

They're both useless in Canada.

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once

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What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.