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Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

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How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.