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What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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Who's the fastest runner in the Chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.