What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

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What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

How do Chinese people name their babies?

They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

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What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

What would be the worst meal for a football wife?

OJ and Rice