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What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?

Walking. Jk. Rolling

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready