What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

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What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

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What is the healthiest college?

Rice

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.