Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

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What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.