A cuck has a girlfriend.
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First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.
50 pounds.
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
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He began to feel Merry.
It needed a filling.
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He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.
Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.