4chan Jokes

Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

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What do you call Asian quadruplets?

4chan

What do you call a Reddit Psychic?

A 4chan teller

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

What's the opposite of condescending?

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Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

Trigger Warning Jokes More Trigger Warning Jokes

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

Hacker Jokes More Hacker Jokes

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.