4chan Jokes

What do you call a Reddit Psychic?

A 4chan teller

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

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Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

Mention Jokes More Mention Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of shell shock?

Shell expectation

What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

Hacker Jokes More Hacker Jokes

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.