4chan Jokes

Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

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What do you call Asian quadruplets?

4chan

What do you call a Reddit Psychic?

A 4chan teller

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

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Mention Jokes More Mention Jokes

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Cuck Jokes More Cuck Jokes

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?

Whale-Kin

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

Removed

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR