4chan Jokes

Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

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What do you call Asian quadruplets?

4chan

What do you call a Reddit Psychic?

A 4chan teller

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

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Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

4chan Teller Jokes More 4chan Teller Jokes

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

What do you call a Reddit Psychic?

A 4chan teller

School Shooting Jokes More School Shooting Jokes

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call a scary unexpected post in reddit?

A Dreddit!

What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

Edit: nevermind...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.