4chan Jokes

Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

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What do you call Asian quadruplets?

4chan

What do you call a Reddit Psychic?

A 4chan teller

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

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Hacker Jokes More Hacker Jokes

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

Cuck Jokes More Cuck Jokes

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What does Reddit need?

Ahmad.

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.