A 4chan!
4chan
A 4chan teller
A 4chan teller.
He never mentions "on the other hand"
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)
Like a glove.
Bread and Bakedfast!
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.
Christmas music will still be playing next year.
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
Whale-Kin
Because it has cis-trust issues
Removed
You can leave Reddit.
Flipper coin!
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